Charlie Sheen pleaded guilty to assaulting Brooke Mueller over Christmas and somehow managed to receive a sentence that makes Lindsay Lohan look like she's going through the crucifixion. For threatening to kill his wife in a drunken / possibly crack-fueled rage the actor was sentenced to 90 days of rehab in lieu of jail and, surprise, he's allowed to use time already served at Promises, the Club Med of rehabs, to avoid suffering any more consequences for his actions.